NYZD

via neighborhoodr-parkslope:

via hman:

“…As best as we can deduce, the raccoon made a hole in the screen of a window in the kitchen that was open. It pooped on the stove and all over the counter and generally caused a gigantic mess.

Looks like the raccoon pushed out the silverware drawers to get out, and tried to squeeze itself through the little crack in the back of the silverware drawer.

(Read the full account at F’d in Park Slope)

BEST THING YOU WILL READ ABOUT A PARK SLOPE RACCOON KITCHEN INVASION TODAY ALL WEEKEND. And there’s a twist. And the whole thing is a riot to read.

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