Lil Wayne’s 11 worst ‘Carter IV’ hashtag-rap punchlines

Mom, Dad, Grandma: Stop reading now.

"I fuck up any track / #TRAINDERAIL"
"now watch me go retarded / #YELLOWSHORTBUS"
"she crazy ‘bout that dick / #LORENABOBBIT"
"have it your way / #BURGERKING"
"I get on the beat / #MURDERFIRSTDEGREE"
"can’t desert the future / #NONEVADA" (…what?)
"I say you rappers sweet / #TIRAMISU"
"I lay ‘em down / #TEMPURPEDIC"
"I get money to kill time / #DEADCLOCKS"
"will I die a bloody murder? #DEARMROUIJA"
"she my honey bee, yeah / #BUZZBUZZ"

And one good one:

"AK-47 is my fucking address / #HUH"

And a bonus round, where some of the normal punchlines in the untouchable “6 Foot 7 Foot” could’ve actually been extra-awesomeified with some hashtaggization:

"swagger down pat / #PATRICIA"
"real G’s move in silence / #LASAGNA"
"just talked to moms / #SWEETEST"

And two more “6 Foot 7 Foot”ers that wouldn’t have really made sense but would’ve been awesome and totally 2x-double-hashtag-comboable:

"you ninjas are gelatin / #PEANUTS #ELEPHANT"
"I got through that sentence / #SUBJECT #PREDICATE"

Thank you RapGenius for enabling me to not triple-check all these lines. Both the site and the Twitter; #INDISPENSABLE.